“Do you know exactly how to get where we’re going?”
“No. Not exactly.”
“Well, you’re going awfully fast for someone who’s almost lost.”
“We’re going to get there or we’re going to get lost, but we’re going to get somewhere quickly.”
- N. Pearson/J. Rutherford
“Where’s Tommy and Marshall?”
“In the bathroom.” (R. Eakon)
“Oh. Where’s my camera?”
“In the bathroom.”
<Tommy and Marshall return>
“Where’s my camera?”
“Oh, here it is. Let me know what the lady who develops these says.” (T. Adams)
- J. Rutherford/R. Eakon/T. Adams
“What is your point today, if i might ask?”
“Today? There is no point.”
“Geez.”
“There’s never a point. There is only a line with no end. We are still on the line, travelling. God help us if we ever have a point.”
“You frustrate me.”
“Thank you.”
- M. Hullet/ J. Rutherford
“Its true.” -JeNN Roberts (she said this probably more than I have ever said anything; I hope she copyrighted it.)
“Hey Matt, why werent you at work today?”
“I’ve got a lot of midterms coming up. School is more important than work.
“So what are you doing right now?”
“Oh, me and Marshall are washing the car.”
- T.Adams/M.Hagewood
“Hey Jocko!! We’re going to Knoxville this weekend, wanna go?”
“I have to work Saturday till two.”
“We’re leaving Friday night. Just quit for the weekend.
“I cant do that, I need the money!”
<weekend passes>
“Jocko, what did you do last weekend?”
“Got fired.”
-T.Adams/J.Meeks
“Ammodium AD: It’s like pouring concrete into your butthole.” - M. Bellamy
“Intramurals are like Golf and Sex; you don’t have to be good to enjoy it.” - M. Bellamy
“I hate it when people in positions of small authority act like they’re gods.”
“I call that the ‘Bus Driver Complex’.”
- C. Morris/ M. Bellamy
“How are you doing?”
“Do you really want to know?”
“No. I really want you to say ‘Fine.’, then let’s get on to the meal and the tip.”
- Unknown Waiter & Girl
“No! If anyone’s going down in here, it’s me!” - J. Rutherford
“Listen to what this retarded b**** did at work…”
“You shouldn’t call her that.”
“Alright. Listen to what this mongoloid b**** did at work…”
- Guy & JeNN Roberts at a party
“You’re so weird. I sometimes want to spend a day inside your mind, just to see what it’s like.” - J. Roberts to J. Rutherford
“When you act like a moron, stupid things happen to you.” – J. Rutherford
