“It’s hard to be serious when you’re naked; it’s hard to be naked when
you’re serious.” -C. Christian
“You can depend on me! After all, I did get Most Dependable. So, out of everyone, I would be most likely to remember to give you a ride!”
“Oh yeah? I got Most Outgoing, so if you had forgotten me, I would have been most likely to go out of my way to kick your ass!”
-J.Rutherford/A. Ferrell
“Can I bring in an electric fence for show-and-tell?” -M. Biter
“I’m here to talk about Albert Einstein. Let me begin by saying that he was the son of his mother and father.” -D. Herndon
“Pepsi has been misspelling “Coke” for years.” -M. Biter
“The WonderBra is obvious. Some things just aren’t that perky.” - J. Rutherford
“I was going to write that, but it’s too long.” - D. Herndon
“Mrs. Travis was better than Mrs. Hunt.”
“Sexually or academically?”
“… Academically.”
-B. Davis/ J. Rutherford
“Those girls are hot, man!”
“Uh, I think that’s their mom, so I’m pretty sure they’re 12!”
- M. Hagewood/ J. Rutherford
“You’re gay.”
“I can’t help it. You’re contagious!”
- J. Rutherford/ M. Biter
“They’re all going to laugh at you.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?!”
- J. Rutherford/ C. Fisher
“Sweet Jesus! Some pyromaniac laced the place with dynamite!” - C. Fisher
“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander!” - C. Fisher (this one’s funny to two people: myself, and C. Fisher)
Yay, I made it! Do you remember the context of that exchange? I don’t, but it sounds familiar.