Thaxton gets his own area, because… well, you’ll see.
“There is the real root, the fake root, the 1st root, the 3rd root and the root of all evil, which does not exist (DNE).” -J. Thaxton
“Calculus has taught me only one thing: Find a unit circle. It will solve everything. If you don’t have one, make one.” -J. Thaxton
” You know why it wouldn’t go in, don’t you?”
“El- Nino?”
“Exactly.”
- C. Christian/ J. Thaxton
“I’m getting a break away tux for the Prom.”
“I’m going to go over here, now, and pretend you didn’t just verbally rape my imagination.”
-J. Thaxton/J. Rutherford
“Did you hear about the 42 page physiology assignment? Last week they were bragging that it was an easy class.”
“Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing either.”
-J. Thaxton/ J. Rutherford
“Calculus is ‘Greek’ to me.”
“It is ‘geek’ to me.”
-J. Thaxton/ J. Rutherford
“A mind is a terrible thing… and must be stopped in our lifetime.” –J. Thaxton’s revised NAACP creed
“Do I need to pull it out right here and prove how big it is?”
“Please, you’ve caused too many people enough pain and suffering.”
- J. Thaxton/J. Rutherford
“Girls are nuts.”
“They don’t have any, but they are.”
- J. Rutherford/ J. Thaxton
“Your ears look a lot like handlebars.” -J. Thaxton to R. Hayes
