“F*** Cuba! Let them feed their own people, then they can come talk to me!” – K. Molder
(This was his resopnse to Cuba’s offer to help the U.S. sort out the Gore-Bush ballot problem.)
“Man, it’s hot in here!”
“Yeah, I’ve been hot for a while, but I thought it was just me.”
“Why didn’t you open the window, then?”
“Because I didn’t know if it WAS hot!”
“You’re ALONE. There wasn’t anyone else to tell you it wasn’t hot!”
<looks around> “Oh yeah”
- J. Rutherford/N. Pearson
“It’s not the weapon, it’s the demented mind that carries it.” - T. Purdom
“How can you just fart like that?!”
“An ass has no conscience”
- J. Rutherford/ T. Purdom
“Sweet Jesus, the motherload!” - Unknown Guy at the Urinal
<I held up a knife… it was a butter knife, I think.>
“You. Quiet. Now.
<holds up a rope>
“No.”
“You idiot. I would gut you before you had a chance!”
“With this rope, I can make this look like it’s your fault.”
- J. Rutherford/ T. Purdom
“I’m really sorry, Josh.”
“For what?”
“You won’t make it to the morning, my friend.”
“Why not?”
“Well, anyway, good night!”
- T. Purdom/J. Rutheford
“It’s sorta nice to be able to flex your stomach muscles and not worry about taking a dump in your pants.” - Unknown, totally random guy I overheard
“You are the afterbirth of a bastard rat.” - N. Pearson
“You’re gay.”
“Gay? I’ll show you gay! Thaxton, get out here and show King gay!”
- K. Molder/ J. Rutherford
“People come from miles around to hear the funny man speak. I am the funny man!” - R. Hayes
“She was different. I can see why people don’t think she is beautiful, but to me is she was. Well, she was cute. Eh, maybe she was a little hot. Okay, okay. Never mind. She’s gorgeous and everyone probably thinks so. I was just trying to make myself look deep.” - J. Rutherford
“Into the Abyss.” -T. Vertrees (on his way to an 8 AM calculus class.)
“Sleep well my friend, for tonight, you die.” -T. Purdom to J. Rutherford
“So, what would you do if, just hypothetically, Alyssa called me baby without any provocation from me?”
“If she ever calls you baby… I will kill you.”
“Glad to know where I stand with you. As if it would be MY fault.”
“Blame means nothing to a psychopath.”
- J.Rutherford/T. Purdom
